who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
