did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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