oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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