just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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