they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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