dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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