she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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