Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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