Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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