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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize