As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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