He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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