I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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