Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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