I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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