I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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