Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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