well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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