my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
bring money and cleavage
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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