Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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