I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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