erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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