and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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