roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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