They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
