go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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