I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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