just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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