So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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