you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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