At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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