office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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