I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think my tv is drunk
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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