I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How does one acquire holy water?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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