Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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