Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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