I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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