forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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