Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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