would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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