You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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