The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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