is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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