do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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