I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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