He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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