Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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