I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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