I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
