I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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