awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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