Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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