Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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